Spefunkin Town Hall

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Have a question for the mayor or one of our citizens? Feel free to drop them here!

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  1. Jere Avatar
    Jere

    does ass have a size chart like breast?

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      Joseph Blay

      The Spefunkin medical board has been wracking their brains on how to categorize the ample sizes of our more bottom heavy residences.

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    Dionysus

    Is the town lake the only source of growth? Does the town bottle it, export it and make bank? Does the lake connect to any other natural resource that affects surrounding towns?

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      Joseph Blay

      The lake is the only source. Since the towns founding the water has been bottled and sold worldwide with most of the profits going to the Johnson family. One of the first families of Spefunkin. And from what we’ve seen, the waters effect dilutes as it reaches the outskirts of the town.

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